A Funny Story

I have this story kicking around in my head for several months now and I would like to share it with all.



Lemons

It was a gorgeous spring day and a rare time when the four friends were together. They had all moved to different parts of the country but stayed in touch. It was the usual girl talk, kids, jobs, hobbies. The talk turned to their husbands, as it always seems to, when Rebecka said ‘Have you ever noticed how men describe our boobs as fruit?’
Susan replied ‘Yeah, they call them melons, or some other form of fruit.’ Laughing, Jessica said ‘You know we should call men's some fruity name too.’ Well that got us all laughing and trying to come up with some fruit names for our husbands moobs (man boobs). We came up with lemons, limes, and grapes. Now here is where the conversation gets really funny and has people staring at us because we are laughing hysterically.

Rebecka ‘My hubbies are like lemons.’
Jessica ‘Mine are like grapes.’
Naomi ‘Mine are like limes.’
Susan started to pretend cry as she wailed ‘I don’t have any! He’s got none!’